• sadyayo:

    I always thought it was funny as shit how the Eleven Satanic Rules of LaVeyan Satanism are more moral than the ten commandments. 

    (Source: lilithluciferous, via horrorpuffs)

  •  ”The new teaser trailer for #TheHobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies will be unveiled tomorrow at 12pm PT / 3pm ET!”

    how has it got to a point where we actually have trailers for trailers?

    (Source: mirkwoodling, via bilbodear)

    • Me using a pick-up line: I hope I do not offend you if I state quite frankly and openly that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection.
  • vladmasters:

    I got a leak and this is glorious

    (via tsukishimake1)

  • Frank N. Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

    (Source: stumprodigy)

  • cognitivedissonance:

    kat-howard:

    dbvictoria:

    Shakespearean insults, with cats.

    7 more here.

    I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

    Your cute cat(s) of the day

    (via fairwind)

  • runawayalters:

    lukehemmign:

    whitebeltwriter:

    dual-destininies:

    derples:

    dual-destininies:

    tf2-fandomstuck:

    tiniestshorts:

    Bread knife

    The french have grown more powerful. 

    Hold it!

    Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

    Notice anything strange about the bread?

    I didn’t either. That’s because…

    …no cuts were made there in the first place!

    The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

    How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

    While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

    Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

    The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

    It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

    This illustration explains it all.

    While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

    (Didn’t I go to art school?)

    The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

    The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

    Objection

    Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

    as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

    if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

    If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

    Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

    Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

    And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

    Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

    It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

    Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

    You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

    Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

    Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

    Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

    In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

    Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

    But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

    Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

    I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

    The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

    The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

    The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

    what the actual fuck tumblr

    THE PHOENIX WRIGHT FANDOM STRIKES AGAIN AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL

    (via onebodyseveralselves)

  • thetygre:

    perlockholmes:

    mean-old-levee:

    what even was this film about

    Shrubberies, curtains, French knights, and swallows.

    Defining everything you would ever say during Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, or while playing Dungeons and Dragons.

    (via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

  • Also I spent the first couple of minutes just marvelling at how pretty the hair is.

  • So, How To Train Your Dragon 2 is absolutely phenomenal.

    Arguably for me in the same animated film league as Princess Mononoke, and that is something I do not say lightly.

    It looks beautiful, its VA’d brilliantly and the story is so far ahead of what other western animation has to offer it’s laughable.

    I would go further into WHY the story is so great but !SPOILERS! Suffice to say that it keeps you guessing as to where exactly it’s going up til the end.

    Also it’s attitudes towards disability are super fucking commendable.

  • therydedivine:

    mkrultra:

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show Blu-ray menu faux-posters. Designed by Jon Miller.

    Love

    (via fairwind)

  • therydedivine:

    mkrultra:

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show Blu-ray menu faux-posters. Designed by Jon Miller.

    Love

    (via fairwind)

  • iguanamouth:

    youre gonna look so godamn cool

    (via podtoid)

  • madelinelime:

    When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

    That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

    (Source: curseofthefanartlords, via bilbodear)

  • stormbramble:

    Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

    Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

    Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

    (Source: morrowseer, via lustboy01)